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Created on 2008-01-24 23:42:17 (#14755820), last updated 2010-07-28

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Name:maryvanity☮♥(:
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.nobody believed us.
Hey, man. Name's Mary, although I go by Maymay and Meredith. Emily Johnson is featured in almost every single one of my fanfictions, and she is considered the "cool" Mary. I'm happily married to [info]samp_16, and I believe there's only two boys in my life I could ever honestly love: my twentythree-year-old boss, Domenic, and my nineteen-year-old best friend, Dave. I was born upon this Earth on March twentyninth, and I don't follow rules. Evar. I write for a living (entirely joking), but I do hope I can accomplish such a thing in the near future. I currently have three books finished (the last one is just tying up some loose ends), and I write fanfiction almost every day.

I have this character Alax who is frighteningly real to me, and I've been to talk in his point of view, act with his (non)existent inhibitions, and let him take control of mindframe. I quite enjoy his company, although many find him strange and uncomfortably close to my heart.

I obsess far too easily, and my first ever love was Good Charlotte. I owe all of my loveliness to them, honestly. I blog more than any sane person should be allowed to, so watch out for my thoughtation that people actually care about what I do. I'm cynical, I'm sarcastic, but I'm entirely optimistic. I occasionally go through spells of slight depression that cycle for a few months at a time before I gather some amount of strength and push shit away. I love to swear, I adore slash, and I only believe in God sometimes.

Although it disappoints nearly everyone in my family and some of those around me, I like to alter my appearance as much (and as crazily) as possible. I dye my hair every three months, but I've been consistent to stick to red this past year. I have my nose pierced, and my ears five times, but I want to get my eyebrow done. I have a full list of tattoos planned out, and I hope to accomplish that list someday.


.wasting my time.
I adore music almost more than writing. I find great passion in creating it, but more so in listening to it. I used to play a Shecter Diamond Series guitar, but I have henceforth given up on that. I feel my talent would be much better suited on the drums, but, alas, it shall not be so. I play the flute in my high school concert band and wind ensemble, but I've always preferred the saxophone. I want to learn the piano and the violin, but I don't have the money or time.

I listen to every type of music. Literally. All genres appeal to me, although rock, alternative, pop, and electronica seem to draw me in much more than others.

I adore Sons of Anarchy, and I have seen every single Adam Sandler movie. I am religious about watching Marvel and DC Comics movies, and Lord of the Rings is my favorite. I have seen every Harry Potter on opening night, and I love photography. I have been to twenty+ concerts, although I hardly meet anyone. I'm extremely shy, and therefore do not approach those I cherish.

I'm extremely random in all of my tastes, and I shop at every different store. For favorites, however, I do prefer Breathe Carolina, The Cab, Avenged Sevenfold, Mest, Linkin Park, Escape the Fate, Papa Roach, All Time Low, and The Academy Is.... Of course, there are far more that I love, and I have a list in my blog somewhere of all the artists I enjoy, but there are far too many for such a small space. I also enjoy shopping online more than instore, and I love MerchNow. I shop mostly at Hot Topic, Spencer's, Journeys, and Kohl's, and Angels jeans are my favorites. I only own Converse, lowtops, hightops, kneetops, and regulars, and I plan to continue my collection.


.pictures to reminisce.

Breathe Carolina
David/Emily | Eric/Emily | David/Eric
Avenged Sevenfold(andothers)
Zack/Brian | Brian/Alex Varkatzas | Brian/Jacoby Shaddix | Alex/Jacoby
The Cab(andothers)
Singer/ofc | Singer/Brendon Urie | Singer/Johnson
Escape the Fate
Craig/Max | Craig/Emily | Max/Emily
others
Miley Cyrus/Alex Gaskarth | Miley/William Beckett | Miley/Nick Jonas | Nick/Emily
ancillaries
Jimmy/Johnny | Matt/Val | Alex/Emily | Johnson/Emily
Matt/Alex | Zack/Kyle Loza | Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie | Kyle Even/ofc
+moar

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i am the David Schmitt of livejournal.
Eric Armenta is my best friend.
Tony Lovato is my soulmate.
Sam Roth is my boyfriend.

i moderate [info]stolethisnight, [info]silverplane, and [info]ladydrelifoxna


angry by my decision to flock? bring it up with my stalker hacking mom who once decided she'd read anything and everything i post on livejournal, and i dunno about you, but i'm not comfortable with my church-going slightly homophobic mom reading my slash. by locking, now she can't see it. deal with it.


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☮♥(:
reinventlove


if i have one of your icons uploaded and there's no credit, it's because i'm dumb. dumb as dirt shit.
i don't know how to do things, especially like remember where i got my 1000+ collection of icons.
so, please, know beforehand that i am terribly, awfully sorry (and i truly mean this; i do not
like the idea of using someone else's work without credit, it's just not right and rude) and know that
i mean all the respect in the world to the creatively beautiful artists who make the icons i use on my
journal. so, in retrospect, just drop me a comment on any post you may happen upon and please yell at
me. i will immediately take it down per request or give credit.
pst, i also apologize for my stupidity. dumb as dirt shit, don't forget that.


these boys are the loves of my life, ♥♥

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friends only banner by [info]rmhs_09
first signature by sweet_dreamsOx@tda.
second signature by Sainyn@tda.
third signature by HeavenLeigh@tda.


all of my heart belongs to sam roth.
read this book, please.
it's called shiver by [info]m_stiefvater.
honestly, it's the best book you'll ever read.
hands down.



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